Are angels male or female as I am concerned about which would touch me?

Are their any gay or transvestite angels? If I am going to be touched by an angel I want it to be young, female and pretty not some hairy wrestler, like WWF with wings!

11 thoughts on “Are angels male or female as I am concerned about which would touch me?

  1. Most angles in the bible are described as beautiful and muscular men.

    Just stay away from the gym and you should be okay.

  2. Don’t worry, they have better things to do than “touch” a homophobic atheist.

  3. Angels have no sex gender. They are neither male or female. They were created, but cannot procreate. Read Matthew 22:28-30

  4. Silly Atheist!
    Transvestites and Gays don’t go to heaven, the rot in hell!
    Only Mormons, Priests, Catholics, and Bob Barker go to heaven!

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